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    Laugh a little (or a lot)

    As far as I'm concerned, you gotta laugh some. Find something that makes you laugh...
    A movie
    A song
    This guy...
    Or try looking at this picture and see if it makes you laugh.

    Long story short, just laugh a little...at least.
    Last edited by Ooaman; 12-21-2005 at 09:14 AM.
    Like an echo down a canyon, never coming back as clear; Lately I just judge the distance not the words I hear.
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    Sometimes you even have to laugh at yourself. I find that my sick, demented sense of humor helps me get through the insanity quite often. Oh, BTW, very cute.
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    A Star Trek fan may enjoy this.

    More results can be found, although a lot of them are kind of weird, at The Conspiracy.
    Like an echo down a canyon, never coming back as clear; Lately I just judge the distance not the words I hear.
    -Bob Seger

    I'm still alive, must have been a miracle!
    -Meat Loaf

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    i actually laughed out loud when i saw that picture
    Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.
    - Sir Winston Churchill

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    Watch all 6 episodes!

    The Trunk Monkey has been know to get the odd smirk
    "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move."

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    Now tell me if this makes you laugh.
    Like an echo down a canyon, never coming back as clear; Lately I just judge the distance not the words I hear.
    -Bob Seger

    I'm still alive, must have been a miracle!
    -Meat Loaf

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    This makes me laugh.

    -Wez

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    "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon. Need I say more?" - Chris Rock

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    I found this paper that a past teacher handed out on bad excuses for being absent that actual students have used to act like thier parents.
    My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. Today. Please execute him.

    Please excuse Lisa for being absent She was sick and I had her shot.

    Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33

    Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

    John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

    Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was Hurt in the growing part.

    Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

    Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

    Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

    Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs.

    Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

    Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

    Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

    I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.

    Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

    Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

    Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

    Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
    Everything there was typed how it appeared on the paper handed out.

    Actually there are a few more @ this site.
    Like an echo down a canyon, never coming back as clear; Lately I just judge the distance not the words I hear.
    -Bob Seger

    I'm still alive, must have been a miracle!
    -Meat Loaf

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    I did these 2 earlier today.
    Like an echo down a canyon, never coming back as clear; Lately I just judge the distance not the words I hear.
    -Bob Seger

    I'm still alive, must have been a miracle!
    -Meat Loaf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ooaman
    Now tell me if this makes you laugh.
    you mean the 404 not found?
    "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon. Need I say more?" - Chris Rock

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    How about these? These were actual headlines in newspapers.

    1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
    2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
    3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
    4. Farmer Bill Dies in House
    5. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
    6. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
    7. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
    8. Eye Drops off Shelf
    9. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
    10. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
    11. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
    12. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
    13. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
    14. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
    15. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
    16. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
    17. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
    18. War Dims Hope for Peace
    19. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
    20. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
    21. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
    22. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
    23. Deer Kill 17,000
    24. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
    25. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
    26. Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
    27. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
    28. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
    29. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
    30. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
    31. Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
    32. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
    33. Include your Children When Baking Cookies
    34. 4-H Girls Win Prizes for Fat Calves
    "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon. Need I say more?" - Chris Rock

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    Quote Originally Posted by zachvac
    you mean the 404 not found?
    When I originally posted it, the site was a site called "A Flock Of Segers." It featured a Flock Of Seagles with their heads replaced by Bob Seger. That was the main joke. Through out the site, it had mixtures of movies and artist and albums. For example, there was a movie poster with Jim Carrey with a lot of fries in his mouth and the name was "Super Size Me, Myself, and Irene."
    Unfortuately, it went down with in 2 months of me posting that link...


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    Like an echo down a canyon, never coming back as clear; Lately I just judge the distance not the words I hear.
    -Bob Seger

    I'm still alive, must have been a miracle!
    -Meat Loaf

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    Your mom makes me laugh.
    Truth gains more even by the errors of one who, with due study and preparation, thinks for himself, than by the true opinions of those who only hold them because they do not suffer themselves to think.
    -John Stuart Mill

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