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Old 09-16-2008, 06:24 PM
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Are blones dumb?

WARNING! If you are offended by dumb blonde jokes, this is not the place for you. All of the blondes I've met laughed, but just in case you have no sense of humor (in that case, I have two questions: One: are you a fed or something? Two: What are you doing on here? But I digress...)

Yes! Of course they are! If they weren't then why would they hope that people on the 6:00 news wouldn't make the same mistakes as people on the 5:00 news? Why would they focus hard on the orange juice label because it says concentrate?
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Loboutin obviously hates communism and education.
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Old 06-15-2009, 02:49 PM
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Are Blones Dumb?
I don't know - are these related to clones?

I would suggest that perhaps one who cannot properly spell "blonde" perhaps should not be cracking jokes about blondes being dumb.
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Old 06-16-2009, 03:31 AM
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Ethmi is a 'blone'
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Old 06-16-2009, 09:17 AM
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Someone surely had a blone moment.
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I'm blonde (not a blone, though, sadly), I'm female, my IQ is between 130-150 depending on how stoned I am when they measure it. We're not dumb, we're just so smart we look dumb. We're also 1 in 20 worldwide and falling fast - soon blonde jokes will be extinct.
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Old 06-17-2009, 07:42 PM
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"You're never alone when you're a JAblone"

Now, can anyone say what either a blone or a JAblone really is?
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Old 06-17-2009, 11:15 PM
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I'm blonde (not a blone, though, sadly), We're also 1 in 20 worldwide and falling fast - soon blonde jokes will be extinct.
a pity, for the truism is true: blondes have/are more fun.

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Old 06-18-2009, 02:12 AM
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I'm blonde (not a blone, though, sadly), I'm female, my IQ is between 130-150 depending on how stoned I am when they measure it. We're not dumb, we're just so smart we look dumb. We're also 1 in 20 worldwide and falling fast - soon blonde jokes will be extinct.
becoming extinct? ever heard of sex?
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The becoming extinct bit, is not too far from the truth.

The "brunette gene" is dominant. Unless a load of blondes and blonds band together to increase their numbers, they will just become fewer and fewer in number until there are only a few freak blonds/es left.

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did you mean 'bonk' together?
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Old 06-20-2009, 07:01 AM
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did you mean 'bonk' together?
That would do it too.
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Old 06-20-2009, 07:13 AM
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Woot!! For some Blonde on Blond(e) action!
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