
Originally Posted by
Siegfriedson
You might be a racist, and not even know it!
It's pretty clear nowadays that it doesn't take much effort anymore to be labeled one. Gone are the days when you had to be a hood-wearing Ku Klux Klan member, or a goose-stepping neo-NAZI to earn that title.
Now, thanks to the power of modern liberalism and the egalitarian spirit of the multiculturalists, we can all be labeled flaming racists without even trying!
Come on, I'll show you. It's fun. It's easy. And it takes less time to do than slapping a brick upside Reginald Denny's head.
Here's all you need to do: Just read down the list below, and as you do, ask yourself if you disagree with even one of the 20 statements. If you do, then congratulations! You're now a certified racist according to the liberals and the multiculturalists!
1. You must love all races, ethnic groups, cultures, and societies equally.
[If you don't, you're a racist]
2. You must believe that all races should, whenever and wherever possible, interbreed with one another.
[If you don't, you're a racist]
3. You must believe that all races should be intermingled throughout the world, in all countries, cities, neighborhoods, and households, whenever and wherever possible, regardless of the consequences.
[If you don't, you're a racist]
4. You must believe that all races are equally good at all things, whether it concerns a game of basketball or the launching of a space mission to Mars. And you must believe this even when there is strong evidence that suggests otherwise. In that event, you must unfailingly deny such evidence exists.
[If you don't, you're a racist]
5. You must believe that only people of European heritage can be racists (members of other ethnic groups are only "proud of their heritages", not racist).
[If you don't, you're a racist]
6. You must believe that all races contributed equally (and continue to contribute equally) to the formation of the United States of America.
[If you don't, you're a racist]
7. You must believe that Blacks, in particular, contributed more to American society and progress than what any history book reflects.
[If you don't, you're a racist]
8. You must believe that Whites rob and kill more Blacks everyday than Blacks rob and kill more Whites, even though US Department of Justice crime figures indicate otherwise.
[If you don't, you're a racist]
9. You must believe that St. Martin Luther King died with a spotless moral record to his name, even though extensive evidence proves otherwise.
[If you don't, you're a racist]
10. You must believe that anyone from another country has an unquestionable "right" to immigrate to America, even though they may come from a country which refuses an American the "right" to emigrate there.
[If you don't, you're a racist]
11. You must never make the claim that an American-made rocket engine is "superior" in any way to an African clay pot or a Jamaican voodoo doll under any circumstances, scientific or otherwise. Both are to be considered "equal creations" to the rocket engine and must henceforth be defined as such.
[If you don't, you're a racist]
12. You must believe that all races have "equal good looks" and that a Bantu tribeswoman with six-inch lips and a bloated belly is no less pretty than the white winner of the Miss America contest.
[If you don't, you're a racist]
13. Without fail, you must always add the word "rich" in front of the phrase "black culture" and "Hispanic culture".
[If you don't, you're a racist]
14. You must always denounce IQ scores as "meaningless", and claim self-righteously that "intelligence can't be measured". But if you're ever asked to name a single bit of evidence supporting the opposing claim that "all races have equal intelligence", you're to sneer and walk away.
[If you don't, you're a racist]
15. You must assert, if necessary, that rap "music" is at least the creative equal of the entire works of Beethoven, Brahms, and Wagner.
[If you don't, you're a racist]
16. If you're ever asked to offer your opinion of Mexico, you must always proclaim it a "great nation". However, if you are then asked to offer substantive proof to support that claim, you must immediately change the subject.
[If you don't, you're a racist]
17. You must always explode with self-righteous anger whenever you hear of a single black man killed by a White. On the other hand, you must always remain silent when Whites are the victims of Blacks, especially when many of them have been butchered. And the more brutal the attack, the more silent you must be.
[If you don't, you're a racist]
18. You must temporarily accept the fact that a white man was the first to walk upon the moon---until black revisionists have had time to rewrite that unpalatable truth. Afterward, you must then support their new historical version, without question.
[If you don't, you're a racist]
19. You must believe that Blacks and Latinos have a permanent claim on white society -- a claim that demands that Whites provide them with an endless stream of jobs that their skills did not merit, with favored entrance into top universities that their sub-standard test scores did not earn, and, most of all, with a growing voice in the future of this nation that their inferior culture, moral values, and nominal contributions to society do not justify.
[If you don't, you're a racist]
20. And, finally, you must believe that the world would be better off without "racist" white people, their racist culture, science, technology, art, music, medicine, and philosophy.
[If you don't, you're a racist]